TIDBITS 02/14/10

Wolf

Of all the creatures that share this planet ... and of all the creatures from which we can choose in order to create an artistic piece of jewelry ... the one we choose the least is the wolf.

And why is that? We have leopards and tigers and lions and butterflies and bees and cats and dogs and bugs and fish and dragon flies ... oh the list is endless. And yet we have no wolves.

I protest. There is no more charismatic or versatile animal. There is the predator that sneaks up to steal anyone's gal. He is the wolf on the prowl. There is the independent: The lone wolf. There is the deceiver: The wolf in sheep's clothing. There is the mythological monster: The werewolf. Remember Jack Nicholson anyone? Or better yet: Lon Chaney Jr? There is the stuff of fairy tales: Oh what big teeth you have. Are you hungry ... ravenous? Careful. Don't wolf your food down. Affected by the economy? Lost your job? Broke? Debt collectors knocking? Ah ... the wolf is at your door.

I'm here to edumacate you folks. Our hero has no equals. Greek gods and goddesses were often associated with wolves. A priest of Zeus could transform himself into a wolf at will. Artemis often appeared as a wolf on shields. Romulus and Remus anyone? Two children tended to by a she wolf only to grow up and found Rome.

German tradition has it the devil often appears as a black wolf. The Latin word lupula--meaning little wolf--also has the meaning of witch. By way of linear reasoning ... one can conclude this is the reason witches were thought to ride wolves to their Sabbaths.

Ya want biblical? In the new testament false prophets are referred to as wolves.

Ya want medical? Wear a wolfskin shoe and you will be protected against chilblains.

Ya want science? A wolf's eye will protect your children. Here's the rub though. It doesn't say against what ... nor does it say whether to wear the eye or eat the eye. I suggest you do both. Encase a wolf's eye in an airtight glass cylinder ... put a chain around it and drape it over the young one's neck. Then take another wolf's eye and squish it into a pulpous mass ... and mix it with orange juice ... and here honey ... drink this ... you will be protected. Again what daddy? Never mind. Just shut up and drink.

Ah ... the world of science and logic. Ya gotta love it. But I have good news. It would appear that some artist ... somewhere ... sometime ... somehow ... got it into his head that making a little wolf brooch ... a trinket if you will ... for his lady fair to wear upon her bosom.

I digress for an instant here folks. I must tell you ... bosom is one of my favorite English words. Hey Mac ... look at those bosoms. That's quite a handsome pair of bosoms you have there dear. That person is my bosom friend. And so it goes.

There is no creature that should be more iconisized in our society. More wolves I say. And less politicians.

I have the image dear souls. Can you guess? Yes! It's of the wolf the above artist made. I do not know his name. It is of a nightclub predator. It is made of enamel pot metal. It is worth around $150.00. Wanna see?

For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may I direct you to my home page at

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where you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to the area that says Current Tidbits ... and you will see represented on our pages an image of a well dressed wolf on the prowl. Copa anyone? And there ya have it. That's it for this week folks. Catch you all next week. Benjamin Mark

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