TIDBITS 10/28/07

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Flash! Extra Extra! China has done it again. No lead paint this time. No broken dams. No flooding of homes. Read all about it. The brassiere of choice has arrived.

Are you old? Are you young? Do they need enhancement? No more mundane limitations Mesdemoiselles. Jewelry has reached new peaks ... pardon the pun. Yessirree. It's here. It's real. It's the undergarment of choice for the connoisseur.

1.3 million smackeroos for thems what have bucks to spare.

Its the diamond studded bra for that gal who has everything.

5.4 carat center sapphire. Were you in China October 13th of this year young lady? A pretty young model was showing the bra off at the Zhejiang Jinhua shopping malls.

Oh what a sight! One can only imagine the variations. Breasts of assorted voluptuous configurations ... adorned ... embraced ... coddled with diamonds. Did you see the earrings my husband bought me for my birthday? Did you see the ring my lover got me for our anniversary. Wait. Wait. Let me unbutton my blouse. Let me show you what I got. Shazam! 100 carats worth of diamonds surrounding these beauties. Let me tell you honey ... I earned every carat.

They were all mesmerized at the sight. Onlookers ... grinning lasciviously ... snapping images with their cell phones. If you weren't there ladies and gennulmen ... you missed out. A diamond studded bra worth 1.3 million U.S. dollars. Who woulda thunk it? I have an image of the model. Small. Not very visual. But we takes what we can get. This thing is all over the news. But this presentation is mine. Enjoy.

For those of you who are new to this thing called Tidbits...may I direct you to my home page at

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where you will scroll down the left side menu till you get to the area that says Current Tidbits ... and then click on it in order to view an image of a young lady modeling the diamond bra.

And there ya have it. That's it for this week folks. Catch you all next week. Benjamin Mark