A man was being inverviewed for a job in a stained glass studio.
"Can you bounce your running pliers off your workbench, spin in a circle and catch them?" the interviewer asks.
"Sure," he replies, confused.
"Can you quick draw your fid out of your belt, twirl it and slip it back into your belt like a gun?"
"Yes," he answered, with more confidence.
"If you cut yourself ten times a day on glass, do you let that slow you down?"
"Never," he excitedly replies. "I don't care how many cuts I get, I just keep on working."
"In that case, we can't use you." the interviewer says. "We already have six other people doing that now."