Latest threads in Needlework Boardshow only best voted threads

Subject Author Posted Replies
 
A risque story
Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and...
 
OT: NYC Accommodations
Hi Guys, One of the quilt ladies (from OZ IIRC) over at RCTQ will be visitng NYC and needs some guidance about location of a hotel she is interested in. I told her to post here because I know we have...
4
4
 
Making a wall hanging
After finishing the punch needling on fabric printed with bathing beauties, I agonized over what to do with it. Although I have a frame that might have worked, I decided to do a quilt-like wall...
5
5
 
Way OT: Another request for my Australian friends.
Please visit Senator Fielding is calling for some sort of scientific discussion on global warming. What is the reaction of this to ordinary Australians, if any? Please reply to me, not rctn. TIA. Jim.
 
OT: Parrot Problem
A lady lived in an apartment with a parrot. The only problem with the parrot (and there is ALWAYS a problem with a parrot) was that the only thing the parrot could say was "Who's that?" One day, the...
1
1
 
OT: Coming out of lurkdom to brag
I've been a lurker for years, coming out once in a while to add my . 02, but mostly learning a lot from all the fexperts on this site. But I have to do some bragging about my nephew. He just got his...
3
3
 
OT. A Sunday giggle..
John was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a...
2
2
 
OT - haircuts
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later...
 
Stitching Jubilee
Is there ANYONE on this group going to the Stitching Jubilee in Lancaster, PA in October? Registration started last Tuesday, anyone taking classes? In the old days, there was lots of talk on this...
3
3
 
Re: OT I've been missing...
Alicia Congratulations very well made !!! mirjam
 
Embroidering faces
Thank you, everyone, for all your suggestions. I had a longish chat today with the lady who's co-ordinating the project, and she seems to think that it's best to avoid any facial features. If I do...
16
16
 
Re: OT I've been missing...
That looks very good!! I can see why you are excited about it. Congrats! just me, Cathy from KY in CA
 
OT: Friday Punday
Hmmmm how did my name end up on that line! Edna
2
2
 
OFF TOPIC - boy do I feel old all of a sudden
Yesterday, DS got his license. Being a loving mom or complete push over, I let him take my car today. He came home from school, asked for some gas money and went for a ride. SIGH C
5
5
 
Any Polish speakers here? Need Polish verse to stitch
Does anyone know how how to say "My heart is in Poland" in Polish? I'd like it for a piece I'm stitching. Thanks, Monique in tX
3
3