Foist you suggested I post it here, Then you dare me to post it here, Then you double dog dare me to post it here,
Obviously a double dog dare can not lie dormant!!! You want it Sheena - Now you got it!!!
Fred
Two elderly Jewish gentlemen were working as the Chevra Kadisha at a funeral home, when the body of Hamish Golden was sent to them to be prepared for burial.
AVREIMALE, looking at Hamish's big penis, asked:
'YOSSL HOST DU AMOHL GEZEYN AZANER?' (Yossl, have you ever seen one like this?)
Yossl says: 'AVREIMALE, ICH HOB DEM ZELBEN.' (Avi, I've got one just like it.)
Astonished, Avreimale asks: 'AZOY GROYSS?' (As big as this one?)
Yossl answers: 'NEIN. AZOY TOIT!' (No, just as dead!)