OT - some Yorkshire humour (may need translating)

A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "Lord, she was thine" engraved on it. He calls the stonemason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stonemason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "Lord, she was thin" He explodes, " ?ells bells, man, you've left the "e" out!" The stonemason apologises profusely and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day the widower returns to the stonemason, "There you go, sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you." The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud: "E Lord, she was thin"

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about mi cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."

Police have just released details of a new drug craze prevalent in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire clubgoers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called "E by gum."

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