OT: Stove Top Element Renewal

You may have found that over time your stove top elements have become very dark in color and a bit unsightly. Here is a very simple way to get them nice and pleasant looking again.

It is quite simple, first make sure that all the stove top elements have been TURNED OFF and are COOL to the touch. Now you take a VERY WHITE piece of cloth and cover the stove top elements for at least one hour. DO NOT leave the stove unattended when it is covered with this cloth. After about an hour remove the white cloth and dispose of it as explained below. It's just that simple!

If you plan it right this is a good time to get in a bit of cross stitching or needlepoint while you wait. You and your family will be amazed that your stove top elements are now looking just like new. You might find this hard to believe but if your cloth is white enough it will absorb the darkness from the stove top elements.

You see, the darkness creeps into the stove top elements during the night when all the lights are turned off. During the day, there really isn't enough light to remove all that darkness from the night before. So the darkness collects, and you must periodically remove that darkness by using a white cloth.

The white cloth absorbs the darkness from the stove top elements. The alternative is to leave the lights on all the time, or at least use a small nightlight near the stove. Either that, or take the stove outside into the sunshine on a daily basis, which is really only an option in places like San Diego, Miami and Las Vegas, and not in Seattle, Portland, Bangor or Juneau.

Make sure you dispose of the white cloth properly. A white cloth that has absorbed any amount of darkness can be dangerous, especially around Halloween. Properly disposing of white cloth that contains a considerable amount of stove top element darkness is important, yet is as simple as digging a six-foot hole in the ground (four feet if within the perimeter of a cemetery) and burying them with seven cloves of garlic."

You heard it first on RCTN!!

Fred

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Does this mean your DW sent you to the kitchen with jobs to do and you fancifully skived off ??

How's that pup ? Another forty pounds heavier by now I guess lol

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lucretia borgia

Thanks for the useful tip, Fred. This is probably a good time to remind folk of the magic smoke in every piece of electrical equipment. As long as the magic smoke remains contained in the equipment then all is well. However, if something goes wrong you will see the magic smoke escaping and the equipment will not work properly.

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Bruce Fletcher (remove denture

Maybe you should write a book ;-)

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Barbara

You might call it fancifully skived off. My DW has numerous terms not fit for print! LOL

You are close! My guess is he is almost sixty pounds. We will be going to the vet Tues. for his weekly familiarization jaunt and weighing.

Last week...

My DW gave HER dog Cassie half an egg roll. He loved it but I told DW that it could bring on some loose stools. Next day I hear banging on my shop door and go to investigate. DW, "YOUR dog is in my flower bed digging his way to china!!" I look and sure enough all I can see is a tail wagging in the breeze. I go over and stop his intercontential trip to china and put him in our sun room to calm down. Cassie's muddy paws and my comment that he was probably just going to china looking for the other half of DW's egg roll didn't go over too well for man or beast. LOL

I filled in the crater Cassie dug but I think DW's tiger lilies and chinese lanterns are kaput.

DW took HER dog Cassie for a walk today. They weren't gone very long. Her comment, "YOUR dog acted like a goober the whole trip!" Interesting that Cassie is HER dog when he is a good boy and MY dog when he is in trouble.

Fred

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I begin to see how smart DW was to allow you to have a pup, she has you right where she wants you lolololol

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