OT Thief in Paris

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this.

Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.

Gillian

Actually I just typed a long post on my S.E.X.pedition to Contoocook Needlework Gallery today, and the Internet died out on me. This is a sort of groany test!

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kc5ten
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snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with

You went all the way up to Ohio to find this joke ????

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lucretia borgia

Oh, you just need slapped now (that I've sent it to everybody I know and then some).

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LizardGumbo

That's right -you're close now! When and where.....

C
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Cheryl Isaak

C'est TERRIBLE!

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Karen C - California

Oh, this is the perfect joke for my bell choir potluck this week!

Louisa

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Louisa.Duck

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