*IF* she has a good sense of humor there are all kinds of things for us Old Ladies... Oil of Olay (fondly referred to as Oil of Old Lady), estrogen supplements, support hose, age spot creams, a red hat and purple leggings or other outrageous purple item and the poem about When I am an Old Lady I shall Wear Purple (don't know the exact title of it), a whoopie cushion and tablets for flatulence, an inexpensive cane all decorated with ribbons and flowers, a fan labeled for hot flashes, a coffee mug with some clever saying about over the hill.... there's all kinds of stuff! Most party supply stores carry lots of gag stuff and decorations with over the hill, etc. on them.
That said, I don't like birthdays. Don't care if you know how old I am or when it is, just let it pass quietly and ignore it, please. I would have been upset if anyone had made a fuss about my 50th... or any other one. Just a little something to think about. We all have different feelings about birthdays and especially the landmark ones.... and I know I'm weird on that subject and I don't discuss that, either. :-P~~~~~
Leslie (55) & The Furbabies in MO.