Chap rings me up one day..
"Hello, my wife has broken her sewing machine, I wonder if you can help?"
Me: "What has happened?"
Man: "She's had it about 5 years, and she's broken the needle. Do you know if they can be replaced?"
Me: (desperately trying not to laugh) "Have you looked in the tool box? There will be 5 more in a little packet, and instructions on how to put a new one in in the little book..."
Man: "Oh, thank goodness, she uses it ever such a lot and she's ever so upset"
Me: Ring me back if you can't sort it out (Puts phone down and explodes lightly...)
Ddin't get back to me... I wonder if he ever puts oil in his car?
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