OT: HILLBILLIES

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   A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in
   Georgia recently  with two ice chests of fish. He
   was leaving a cove well known for its  fishing.

   The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a
   license to  catch those fish?"

   "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there
   licenses, no. You mustunderstand these here are
   my pet fish." "Pet  fish?" said the game
   warden. "Ya. Every night I take these here fish
   down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a
   while. Then I whistle and  they jump rat
   back into this here ice chest and I take them home."

   "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
   says the warden

   The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a
   moment and then said,  "It's the truth
   Mr.Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

   "Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"

   The  hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and
   stood and waited. After several  minutes, the game warden
   turned to him and said, "Well?"

   "Well, what?" said the hillbilly.

   The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
   The  hillbilly said, "Call who back?"

   "The FISH!" replied the warden.

   "What fish?" answered the hillbilly.

   Them Georgia boys may not be  as smart as some city
   slickers, but they aren't as dumb as most government  employees..

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snicker!



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now don't that just beat all? LOL
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