OT just a funny

I know I'm on shaky ground here but just had to share. Feel free to add persons as they cross your mind. We might as well step on everybody's toes. My special favorite is Bill Gates. Polly

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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Polly Esther
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I saw this on the quilter's Cache website over the weekend, and promptly sent it to some people on my email list. It's pretty funny!

G> I know I'm on shaky ground here but just had to share. =A0Feel free to ad= d

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Ginger in CA

But it left out so many interesting people. Wonder what Arnold Schwarzenegger and Queen Elizabeth would have opined? Polly

Ginger in CA

On Jul 15, 7:27 pm, "Polly Esther" I know I'm on shaky ground here but just had to share. Feel free to add

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Polly Esther

I love all of them but my fav is Ernest Hemingway!

AliceW

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alice-wurpel

Polly, this is just hillarious. A great thing to read first thing in the morning. Thanks for the laugh!

-Irene

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IMS

Good, Polly, very good! Nice to have a good chuckle this early in the morning!

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Carolyn McCarty

What a great way to start the day!

Kim in NJ

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AuntK

YES! Dick Cheney and Col. Sanders....my heros!!!! LOL!!!

amy in CNY

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amy in CNY

Oh! Polly! Spew warning please!!

Nana....cleaning coffee off ye ole monitor!!

What a great way to start the day!

Kim in NJ

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nana wilson

On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:27:32 -0500, Polly Esther wrote (in article ):

LOL! Maureen

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Maureen Wozniak

Hey Polly, These are good! I don't know what Arnie and Liz might say, but here are a few others, from the Magic Kingdom of Quilting:

ALEX ANDERSON: The chicken crossed the road! How fun is that!?!

MARY ELLEN HOPKINS: The chicken crossed the road in search of green. It just needs a bit of green.

DEIDRE McELROY: The chicken crossed the road to get away from those bad needles. It needs MY needles!

MARK LIPINSKY: The chicken crossed the road to get away from BORING chickens! It wants FUN chickens!

OKAY, now a few from the outside world:

LARRY KING: So, uh Ms Chicken, uh just how OLD are you??

HARRY POTTER: I see that chicken .... Ron, what did you do with that invisibility cloak?

Grins, PAT

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Pat in Virginia

and from

TALLULAH: She vants to be alone. Polly

"Pat in Virginia" Hey Polly, These are good! I don't know what Arnie and Liz might say, but

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Polly Esther

"Polly Esther" wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@mid.individual.net:

ARNOLD SWARZENNEGGER: Ze chicken is crossing ze road, but she'll be baaack!

Els.

Reply to
FiederEls in NL

The Governator of our great state would know that the chicken would be back. ;-)

(And Ahnold would have driven it across the road in his hybrid Hummer.)

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Kathy Applebaum

OMG, Polly, where was the Depends warning on that one? Funniest thing I've read in a while. Thanks for the laugh.

Denise

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Denise in NH

On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:27:32 -0400, Polly Esther wrote (in article ):

LOL None looking for a rooster. What is the world coming too?

Lee

rarebirdyatverizondotnet

Park Ridge, NJ

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Lee

I enjoyed Hemingway too, Alice. :-) Also got a giggle out of George Bush.

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Michelle C

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