OT preacher spew warning

The preacher and the broken zipper

This is too funny....

The Broken Zipper

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This guy missed his calling. Instead of being

a preacher, he should have been a comedian.

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Funny. I wish they'd left the lesson in, I would have liked to know where he was going with this :-)

Hanne in DK

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Hanne

We used to have a preacher who could turn a hum-drum banquet into a riot. His 'banquet preaching' included shifting from his usual golden voice to what might be described as waterfront cajun. (Think: Emeril Lagasse with his hair on fire.) Then he'd take his thorough bible knowledge and muddle it. A lot. The only example I sort of remember was his version of Jezebel. (She's the bad woman they threw off the balcony and fed to the wild dogs. When the dogs were quite finished with her, there was nothing left except the palms of her hands and the soles of her feet.) Our preacher proclaimed that when the dogs were through they picked up 30 baskets, 3 fishes and a two loaves of bread. Thank you for bringing to mind a precious memory. Polly

Funny. I wish they'd left the lesson in, I would have liked to know where he was going with this :-)

Hanne in DK

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Polly Esther

OMG, this man was youth minister at Columbus Ave. Baptist Church when I was a teenager. He was a Baylor student. He was kind and funny and encouraged many of us through those difficult teen years. What a wonderful feeling to know that 'Swanny' found his calling. He always was funny beyond belief.

Sunny

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