So, Wheel of Fortune just came on, and one of the contestants stated she was an artist and listed the various art mediums she worked with. One of which was quilting. Hubby looked at me and asked, "So, because she quilts, she thinks she can call herself an artist??" Needless to say, he realized his mistake when he saw how red my face was and how fast I was breathing. He quickly stated that was NOT how he meant it to sound and then asked me, "Am I going to be on the internet tonight?" Well, you can see the answer to that question since I posted his comments here.
He is currently outside with the dog, knowing full well the advantage of retreating to allow me to calm down a bit ...he should know after 11 years of marriage not to disparage sewing or quilting as an art form...especially since he can't do either (he just gave me a pair of shorts to put a button back on....um, kind of like asking a portrait artist to repaint your walls.....
anyway, I thought I'd ask just how much I should make him squirm...he is thinking that he will be sleeping on the couch tonight or will wake to the smell of gas (not really ever a possibility, but the comment made when he knows he's made a SERIOUS mistake).
Larisa