ot - the wisdom of Newfoundlanders

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Makes sense to me!  jennellh

 George went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to
 bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid
 of your fears.

Six months later the doctor met George on the street. 'Why didn't you
 ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the

'Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
 lot of money! A Newfoundlander cured me for $10 and a quart. I
 was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought
 me a new pickup!'

'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a Newfoundlander cure you?'

 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -Ain't nobody under there
 now !

Re: ot - the wisdom of Newfoundlanders
You sure you dont live in New England?? sounds like a joke i heard in
Maine years ago, still funny tho...<G>

amy in CNY

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