OT: THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES

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Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks
into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he
squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl, and it is also empty. Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,"he
roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with
you idiots?
It was Momma Bear who got up first,
it was momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,
it was Momma Bear who made the coffee,
it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put
everything away,
it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper,
it was Momma Bear who set the table,
it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and
filled the cat's water and food dish,
and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs, and
grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm
only going to say this one more time.

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE *&%@#**PORRIDGE YET !!



Re: THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES
Hey this one's a keeper :)  Thanx LN

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Re: OT: THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES
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Love it!  Gotta send it to Big Sis!
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Re: THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES
Yeah LN!
Off to share with friends.

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