Re: OT:Crazy neighbors!

That never worked for me but it does explain the sudden showers. :-p

Mary in TN

Have you thought of the water hose cure. > > When my old tom cat wants a girfriend he starts wailing for all he's worth. > I connect up the water hose and give him a good dose of cold water. Works > every time. > > Maybe it's mating season and she is calling for one. > > Kate T. > South Mississippi > > > > I have some of those! The one I have now, I mentioned the other day. She > is > > now staying on the front porch most of the time, for what ever reasons. > Her > > parents aren't happy with her being here and neither are we for that > matter. > > I heard something last Sat. night and it sounded like a cat screaming or > > fighting. I went to the front door and nothing. All quiet. I closed the > door > > and went back into the kitchen. I sit down and it starts again. I repeat > > above. (I did make sure the first time that my cats were inside.) I get to > > the front door and open it, not turning on a light and just stand there > > looking into the darkness. What I heard would curdle your blood. lol It > was > > this AWFUL wailing. This stupid girl was on her front porch, sitting in > her > > chair and screaming. I take it she was trying to sing but singing it > wasn't. > > It was 3:00 AM and I started to call the police and have them go over and > > check her out and make sure she was alright. lol She has taken to doing > this > > day and night. When I realized what it was, I came in and woke DH to come > > and listen to the nut. He told me he'd heard her before. I said YEAH but > you > > ain't NEVER heard ANYTHING like THIS!!! lol I was embarrassed for her and > I > > didn't do a thing. She wears her Walkman or whatever it is and listens to > > Kelly Osborne and try's as hard as poor Kelly does to sing. I am really > > surprised that the neighbor across from them didn't call the police. I am > > sure they were sleeping and missed it, or she certainly would have. They > > call when the kids get in the street. Crazy! They don't own the street! > lol > > > > DH and I were sitting on the porch late one night, while she was on the > > porch screeching very loudly. DH said that he should sneak over there and > > get behind the bushes next to her and run a stick or twig up her leg a > time > > or two and have a little fun with her. lmao I told him she didn't need any > > encouragement. (She really thinks she is a beauty queen and you should see > > her.) She looks like she's on her death bed with anorexia. NOT joking! She > > also looks just like Olive Oyl on Popeye but Olive Oyl sings much better, > if > > you can believe that! lol > > Shelly > > > > > > --- > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system
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