O.T. Dogology (Dogs humior)

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ----- Ann Landers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your e. ----- Ben Williams

Dogs are the only things on earth that love you more than they love themselves. ----- Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ----- Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. ----- M. Acklam

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ----- Rita Rudner

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog. ----- Franklin P Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. ----- Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $1.00 a can.That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ----- Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ----- Anne Tyler

You can say any foolish thing to a dog and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' ----- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole. ----- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Binky only two of them. ----- Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. ----- Anonymous

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Thanks! I had to pass this along.

--Tammy in TX

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