This IS on topic, really! Have you ever had one of those days when you wished the customer would call and cancel?
Oh, what a night! Glad I don't have THAT to deal with very often! First off, I had to ring my sister and break the sad news that there was no way I could expand her sexy dress pattern to her new measurements! Because of the shapes of the pieces, I can't size it up to an 18 from a
14 without HOURS of work and extra fittings, for which she really doesn't have time... then the real trouble started about 2 am, just as I was dropping off to sleep... James was ikk all over the bathroom floor! (Hay - it could have been MUCH worse - he's sleeping in the sewing room at the moment!). Altogether he was sick 5 times, had me out of bed 7 or 8 times, and is distinctly peely-wally today! I'm left with a headache...I finally dropped off about 9 am this morning, and had nightmares about tape measures... Then the doorbell rang at eleven! ARGH! I'd totally forgotten the bride was bringing the larger child bridesmaid and the page boy over for measurements! I had to rouse DH and put him on tea and entertaining duties, scramble into my clothes, send James to get dressed, and sort out the paperwork for the measurements! Luckily, there being 2 mums in the crowd, everyone was most understanding and sympathetic, and since James is a sort of muddy pale fawn rather than his usual rosy cheeked self, everyone could see he is far from well. DH and James kept the groom busy with plastic aircraft models, Richard the page boy played with James's Playmobil space ship, and little Susannah the bridesmaid fell in love with the cat!
Just when you meant to have time to tidy the living room, have a pot of tea waiting, and all the paperwork lined up and waiting in proper professional manner, something comes along and shoots you in the bathroom floor! Thank heaven for NICE brides!
Little Sis has just phoned with the news that she has found another nice pattern for a new sexy dress, and was most apologetic that it's labelled 'Easy'! Oh, such faith! Sisters know how to boost your ego, don't they!