This is an excerpt I got from a post sent to me by a heterosexual male friend who attended a wedding last week He has an unusual perspective on most things in life. It's a little off-topic but it does concern fashion and sewing.
---------- Now let me just say a little about wedding gowns. They tend to come in two styles. Ugly and beautiful. It can be simple, intricate, refined, sexy. But it all boils down to, 'Holy Christ, is that a cross-dressing linebacker?' or 'She looks wonderful.'
The funny thing is, one thing that works on one dress is a very bad decision on another. It's like the bride, who has gone over this day in her head since the womb, takes every dress idea she's ever has and mushes it into one big 'You can't leave out the mother of pearl butterfly interlaced train with the butt poofing taffeta fluff! It will ruin your big day!'
-------- You should someday read his observances on wedding gowns that don't quite cover the tattoos ...