Dear Sharon,
When I had my son in 1969, I was the oldest maternity patient my doctor had. I was due in September, but not anywhere near ready to deliver. He decided that I would carry him as long as it took, because he thought my age made it a longer process (?????)!! My son finally arrived the middle of October. My daughter, six years later, was also a 10-month baby. When people commented about our ages, I simply gave them a vacuous look and said, "It just took us longer to figure out how to have babies." By the time they figured out I was joking, they were embarassed for making the comments in the first place.
Teri