'Little' update, long and totally OT

Wow, crickets do washing? Who knew...

Well, they're Mormon crickets. Very industrious, you know.

They probably do have to work very hard to support all the little crickets. Do you happen to know if the crickets are monogamous, polygamous, or polyandrous?

Totally non-selective. They live to eat, breed, and march west. When they've stripped an area of all edible material, they start eating each other.

I've never seen a cricket hanging on a clothes line...

You've never seen Mormon crickets! They learn that hand-over-hand on the rope thing in missionary bootcamp.

Not even then. They cover them up with a sheet so's the infidels can't peek at them.

Not that I would, anyways...

By Jiminy!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta get some laundry doing crickets. They could keep up with the stinky just home from football practice clothes, and sing us to sleep at night. ;)

Sharon

No, no, no, no, no!!! First they have an appetizer of white salamander, which they serve on golden plates. And the entree is always seagulls.

I really don't think you would want to hear them, as you could be assured of your pretty garden being destroyed in the morning, and your children would not be safe.

The seagulls eat the crickets. We do have seagulls, but not nearly enough of them. Some people have suggested turkeys. Lots of turkeys to eat the crickets and fatten in time for Thanksgiving. Sounds like a plan to me.

Infidels or "gentiles"? The only place Jews are called gentiles is in Utah. Mind-boggling, that.

I challenge you to name me one thing about the LDS mythology and fable that *isn't* mind-boggling.

Perhaps they could stuff the turkey with white salamander? Eeeewwww....

They should remove the golden plates first.

Can I get back to you on that?

Well, but the waitstaff (I think it's name is Moroni) is too clumsy to touch the plates, so they may have to ask one of J.S.'s successors.

Sure take all the time you need. Of course, the sun will have gone nova by then.

I once dated a Moroni. It was his last name, not his first name. Of Italian descent, I believe. Not clumsy at all. He didn't have wings, either.