ROTFL!!!! I gave a relative a birthday party once just to be nice to this picky-as-all-get-out, obstreperous type of person and they were trying to call all the shots as if I were a person they had hired to do it. One of their specific requests was to have a boxed cake mix used for the cake instead of homemade because they didn't like my scratch cakes. After they ate my (unbeknownst to them) scratch cake, they complimented me on how much better this cake tasted compared to the scratch cakes that I make. I just kept my mouth shut.