Sassafras gloat

Hi Gerald, Did you save the roots and brew some Sassafras Tea? I heard it prevents salmonella infections (or is that a sore subject in South Georgia?)

Turn to Safety, Arch Fortiter

You really suck, Gerald...

When you wear you ol' butt out with all that turning, our neighbor swears by sassafras tea for joint problems, etc... Claims that a few cups a day for a week and you're good as new..

I tried it for 2 weeks and am NOT good as new, but have much more willpower when someone offers me a root beer...

mac

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Hi Arch Good to hear from you. I guess my email & newsgroup client thinks you are a spammer.

No I didn't make any sassafras tea. I drank my share years ago. That's why I have never had any dread disease nor sense. Also pine splinter water for croup. And two drops of kerosene on a spoonful of sugar. It's a wonder I survived the treatment.

Hi Gerald, I'm sorry your client blocked some of my posts, but you didn't miss much.

Hi Mac, I'm just as sorry that too many made it to Mexico.

Here's some more scientific Cracker spam you'll remember while turning your sassafras. Rosin gum becomes chewing gum if you chew it long enough, but rabbit tobacco never becomes a 'home run' cigarette or even a 14 cents a pack of 'wings' , not even 'ready to roll'. It's ok to use kerosene on a sugar lump if you can't afford moonshine or can't inhale turps vapors directly from the still.

It's been a cold winter this year. Guess you knew it would be when bacon sputtered in the frying pan. Then there was always a cold sweet potato and clabber sundae for desert before that terrible towel slathered with musterole warmed you up in the cold bed across the room from the fireplace.

I don't know what that ex patriate Mexican woodturner dealt with in his wasted youth, but judging by the man, it couldn't have been good for him. Now, I've done it. :)

Turn to Safety, Arch Fortiter

I'd tell ya Arch, if I could remember that far back...

mac

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