> snipped-for-privacy@aol.com wrote:
> >> > >>> > >>>> I found THESE under my bed!
> >>>>
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> >>> They look like crocheted anteaters.
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> >> So do DACHSHUNDS!
>
> > I think you're pulling our string.
>
> Man, you cannot start a cascade here to save yer life.
Sadly, this is because there are not enough dirty "knitting euphemisms". And the one's there are...well, there just aren't enough knitting enthusiasts over here in alt.slack to really appreciate a good, dirty "knitting euphemism".
Perhaps I should've crossposted this thread to alt.knitting? Maybe someone over there can revive this unraveled dachshund humping thread.