HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's when the fight started . . Polly
OMG, Polly! Is this true? Are you okay- physically, I mean. We all know about (ahem).... VBG I'm so sorry and I hope it all works out. He may sue you for defamation or something??? Holy cow!!!
With sympathy (and giggles as always!),
Leslie, Missy & The Furbabies in MO.
Naaaaah, Leslie. Only a funny from one of our nieces that I just had to forward to you all. Now. This is a test. Can you name all seven? Polly
Omigosh Polly - that is SO funny!!! I simply must share that at work tomorrow....... lol. Love it!
By the way......... Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and Doc. Why is it I can remember stuff like that and I forget to take the trash to the curb on Tuesday night?
Patti in Seatle
oh for Pete's sake!!! You know, even before I scrolled through your post I knew that your eyes were twinkling, Miss Polly Esther. My husband's eyes do the same thing when he's got a straight face but a funny punch line!
Musicmaker
Too many years with kids in the house!
Doc Grumpy Sleepy Happy Bashful Sneezy Dopey
You mean The Amazing Race All-Stars. So which contestent made you laugh? I can't guess without more info. I do love that show. Skip all the events..., I'd just love to go everywhere they have gone!
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:37:26 -0500, Polly Esther wrote (in article ):
Now you get right over here and clean up my monitor!
Maureen
I needed that this morning! Several years ago I had an experience with a dwarf. I was crossing the street, and he was crossing the street coming towards me. As he passed me, he pinched me. I hit him over the head with my purse! He started hollering, and the policeman on the corner started walking towards us, and he was laughing. Mind you, we are standing in the middle of the street blocking traffic. He told me the dwarf does it all the time, and asked me if I wanted to press charges. The dwarf is still screaming that I assaulted him. The policeman told him to shut up and be on his way, or else he was going to arrest him for being a public nuisance. The dwarf grinned, looked at me, and said I certainly surprised him when I belted him with my purse. The policeman told him he was lucky that he wasn't taller, or something other than his head might have been hit!
Sherry Starr
Spew warnings, please!
Oh this is FUNNY!!.. i had to laugh out loud.. Miss Polly can i use this joke in my web-log ??
Still grinning FiederEls.
OMG!! ROFLMAO!!!!! and i'm at work.....(Dr. wanted to know what was so funny... i had to show him....he's the boss...he laughed then told me to get to work..) Oh, man......i love it!! Grumpy indeed!
Amy in CNY/at work w/m&m's.....mmmmm
You come, NOW, and wipe the coffee spewed all over my keyboard!!!! Thanks for the laugh, Polly!
Gosh i'm tired... had to read it 3 times before the penny dropped...
I've missed you Polly - really missed you!
Thank You for the Munchkin Moment. I will pass it on, with proper credits.
John
LOL! Polly, that was *bad*!
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Good to see you here Suzie. Hugs Shirley
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