ot - the wisdom of Newfoundlanders

Makes sense to me! jennellh

George went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of your fears.

Six months later the doctor met George on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist.

'Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A Newfoundlander cured me for $10 and a quart. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a Newfoundlander cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -Ain't nobody under there now !

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You sure you dont live in New England?? sounds like a joke i heard in Maine years ago, still funny tho...

amy in CNY

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