ot - the wisdom of Newfoundlanders

Makes sense to me! jennellh
George went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to
bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid
of your fears.
Six months later the doctor met George on the street. 'Why didn't you
ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the
'Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A Newfoundlander cured me for $10 and a quart. I
was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought
me a new pickup!'
'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a Newfoundlander cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -Ain't nobody under there
now !
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