A teacher noticed that young Dennis, at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. Dennis was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told Dennis to go down to the principal 's office. Dennis was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate, only to find Dennis sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
"I did," Dennis said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon , she'd come and pick me up from school."
Some things never change.