A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will give you each a wish."
"Oo, I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for theQE2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic - but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime...so.... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife - and the fairy - were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and abracadabra! the husband became 92 years old.
You see... Men might be bastards....But fairies are......female