Forwarded this morning, jennellh
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
As for my belly, Please take it away.
Keep me healthy, Keep me young,
And thank you Lord, For all you've done.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
And now a word from The Dog ---
Now I lay me down to sleep, The king-size bed is soft and deep. I sleep right in the center groove My human being can hardly move. I've wrapped her legs; they're tucked in tight, And this is where I spend the night. No one disturbs or dares intrude 'Til morning comes and I want food! I sneak up slowly to begin And nibble on my human's chin, For morning's here, it's time to play! I always seem to get my way. So thank you, Lord, for giving me This human person that I see, The one who hugs and holds me tight And shares her bed with me at night. Amen.
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