She died three years ago." Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note.
It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
Life is hard. It's even harder if you are stupid
She died three years ago." Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note.
It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
Life is hard. It's even harder if you are stupid
LOL! Sounds right out of Carl Hiaasen! (Hope I got the name right -writes all those funny novels based in Florida.) Roberta in D
"Polly Esther" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news: snipped-for-privacy@corp.supernews.com... This just in from my weatherman buddy. Must be a slow day for weather news. Polly A news article from a Florida Newspaper:
"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note.
It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
Life is hard. It's even harder if you are stupid
She died three years ago." Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note.
It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
Life is hard. It's even harder if you are stupid
You did, and I love his books. Being a lifelong resident of Florida I have to say that he gets the weirdness of this state right.There really are people like the characters in his books, fortunately the *really* weird ones aren't quite as frequent, at least in my experience.
natural recycling. snorfle, jeanne
Now, Jeanne. You're a sight, you know that? I enjoy a bit of recycling but that's just going too far. Polly
"nzlstar*" wrote > natural recycling. snorfle, jeanne
oops, sorry , Polly. tho i did not post it, only reacted with the obviousness(not sure this is a real word) of it. i guess it could be my bizarre sense of the ridiculous. :)) jeanne
Lordy, what a scream! Probably not true, but still funny. Thanks, Polly.
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