OT FUN: Having Mother Over for Dinner

ROTFL Good one Dave!

Hugs, Sabrina in Kentucky

a good friend is a life long treasure

ROFL That's hilarious Dave!

I'd heard this one before and it was so funny. Thanks for the reminder.

Lynne

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the even Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

OKC Dave

Funny, sent this one to DH!

M-C

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the even Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

OKC Dave

Thanks Dave. I've read that one before. Been a long time. It makes me laugh every time.

:-)

Teresa in MD

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the even Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

OKC Dave

Goes to show you can't fool Mother! ;-)

ROFLOL,

Given my day so far I needed a belly laugh.

I copied it and sent it to my mom and sister.

Hugs, Kate