You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of=A0 the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.=A0 Brian's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the even Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian =A0 Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom =A0 =A0 LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
OKC Dave