Well, I've finally done my worst (I hope). The last bunch of months it seems like my main PMS symptom is Klutz. I turn into a total giraffe on roller skates. I was saying to Mike this morning that it's a good thing it's too windy to make beads, or I'd probably go up in flames.
Instead I fondled some beadies, took a few pix (gotta post the beauties from the weekend later), and went to gather up laundry. I forgot to remind the kids to bring me their hampers, so I braved their rooms (both actually pretty neat for once) to collect them. DS's was fine. DD's though.....I picked it up, something snagged, made me lose my balance, I misstepped and bumped a wooden stool she has RIGHT into her full length mirror-door. This is her closet door and is basically a very large framed mirror on hinges. I stood there in amazement as the crack "bloomed" into a spiderweb of cracks covering the entire door! Amazingly not a single piece fell out. I spent the next hour taping it so that it wouldn't go kaflooey, then humbly went over to the office to put in a maintenance request for a replacement. It's gonna cost me about $100.
This is proof that doing laundry is dangerous and I plan to quit immediately.