Re: AD, but not mine - this description cracks me up!

I've read some of her auctions before - wouldn't you love to have a girls night out with that woman!? What a scream!

My favorites are:

(part of "Bubba's rules... Epic") - Snipers please pay 1 second after winning.... all others within 10 days.

" Bubba's Rules... Condensed" You bid. You win. You pay. We ship. We buy more beads........ DUH!

and

We "surf" eBay and the net on a regular basis (The Mom is proof.... she has "netbutt")

Netbutt! So that's what I have!!!

Thanks for pointing that out to us - I needed a hoot!

~Julie

Jewitch

OMG......I'm still laughing......I needed that today, Thank You!!!

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 19:27:00 -0400, Jewitch wrote (in message ):

That isn't your fault. B.R.'s (also known as B*tch Rays) come from somewhere in the cosmos, and wreak all sorts of Havoc. It's worse when you have more than one female in the house -- one day, P/T D, DD, me and the dog were all suffering from the effects.

Poor DH made some offerings of chocolate, and then ran for his life.

Smart man.

Kathy N-V

LMAO, I have a pregnant dog right now with the same effect. I hollored at her today and she showed her teeth, (she does this, then wags her tail). I'm going to have to remember the phrase bitch-rays from now on.

Nice, as in Arrrghhhhh, those are killer, beads and a unique presentation. Love the smoking pets home. thanks for getting this one to us Kandice! Diana

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My DH says PMS stands for "Pack my s*it"

OK! I felt like I was reading a book! Shouldn't that just be the description of the item and not all the junk about a vet visit and what not...forgive me if I seem "rude" about it, but that just makes me not what to bid on an item no matter how pretty I think it is...When I have to scroll through a book to read the actual item description and the materials used that turns me off.

Marissa

vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from "CLP" :

]My DH says PMS stands for "Pack my s*it"

Pass Me the Shotgun!

----------- @vicki [SnuggleWench] (Books)

Cute! But my Bubba the Mutt is cuter, LOL.

my question is, does that mean that the pets are walking around smoking cigarrettes/cigars, or does that mean that the pets are about to burst into flame (or have been put out).

Mary