If you don't mind roughing it, there is an old Airstream trailer out by the barn.... In dire need of cleaning, but I plan to get at least the top layer of dirt off next week. I think it's still hooked up to electricity... not sure how the water works (does the tank need to be filled or is it piped in?), but there is a septic tank..... Make sure you hang on to your cell phone when the tornado comes for you, and wear hiking boots-- you need to go down the road a couple of miles to get cell phone reception, and there are doubtlessly snakes over there now that Becki has chased away the guinea fowl.... Don't think the Amex would do you any good at the ranch, anyway-- and it's 42 miles to town.... Kaytee "Simplexities" on