A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. While he's waiting, he notices two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The bartender returns, sees the man looking at the meat and asks, "Would you like to join our competition?"
The man asks, "What kind of competition?"
"Well," replies the bartender, "If you can get those pieces of meat off the ceiling, your drink is free. But, if you fail, you have to buy the whole bar a drink."
The man thinks about it for a minute and declines the offer, "No, thanks. The steaks are just too high."