VOT. Rabbit joke.

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Gillian Murray 16 years ago

A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.

"Sit, Fluffy," she says.

Fluffy glares at her and then the soaking-wet rabbit jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, Fluffy!" the woman shouts. "Don't you want to be a good little rabbit?"

Apparently not, because Fluffy, still wet, jumps onto the floor shakes furiously, spraying water on everyone and then proceeds to squat and urinate, right there in the middle of the room.

"Dammit, Fluffy!" the woman screams, and then, mortified by Fluffy's behavior, she turns to the other people in the room and says, "Please forgive me,

I've just washed my hare, and I can't do a thing with it!"

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lucretiaborgia 16 years ago

One word - excruciating lol

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Gillian Murray 16 years ago

Yeah...but a snicker and sigh is good with all the talk of blizzards etc.

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edna 16 years ago

Loved it and forwarded it to many friends.

Edna in hot Sydney

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Fred 16 years ago

OYE!!!

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nothing changes, nothing changes.Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.

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Cheryl Isaak 16 years ago

Oh dear me

Just returned from my second sleep study.

More later

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Lucille 16 years ago

Groan for Gill and question for Cheryl. What's a sleep study?

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Gillian Murray 16 years ago

How come you had two?? Mine I checked in at 8.30 pm, got wired up. Went to sleep at 10ish, and was woken up after about 7-8 hours. I was surprised that I did sleep some.

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Joan E. 16 years ago

Grroooaaaannnnnn!!!!

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Bruce Fletcher 16 years ago

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. "Mary. Mary." "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, off to the golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Yorkshire."

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Cheryl Isaak 16 years ago

Well, in the first one, I thrashed so much I knocked a couple of sensors off. The second one was to try the CPAP machine and see if it would work for me. Sort of does.

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Lucille 16 years ago

Never mind the sleep study question. You just answered it for me.

Lucille

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Gillian Murray 16 years ago

I have had a CPAP machine for 14 months, and have faithfully used it nightly...except one night.

I really DO sleep better with it, but you wake up whenever you turn over, because of the tube thingy. It also plays hell with your hair...and makes funny marks on the face. . Towards the beginning, I would wake up in the night, and realise I had unconsciously taken the thing off. I am doing a lot better with it now. I rarely use the humidifier, just too much hassle. The "sleep" neurologist said he rarely used his for the same reason.

Have fun kiddo

Gill

BTW..it doesn't rate too high with the sexy look; picture Victoria's secret.............and the f****ing machine. (Not me, thinking of you younger folk).

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