Hi, my situaion seems funny but it's actually a very serious problem to me. I have a fetish with sniffing guys' balls even when I don't know the person. My psychologist says it could be a rare form of a Tourette's syndrome but I cannot help it. One time I was eating out at Ruby Tuesdays and this waiter asked me if I'd like anything else, well, I unzipped his fly and starting sniffing his balls. He proceeded to yell because I squeezed them really really hard and he called the cops on me. When I was taken into jail the cop let me sniff his balls, but I didn't want to sniff his ugly balls. Instead I just licked his balls until he blew it all over my face. Those bastards, but at least I got out of a ticket ya know. I just can't help it, I need serious help so that I can go out without getting the urge to sniff balls.
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17 years ago