The ultimate sewing machine

bejibbafoop (n): oft times located between or near the thiggamijig and gizmo thingy. Often confused with the doohickey that makes the whatchamacallit go wonky. All technical terms of course, not to be casually used by those unfamiliar with the mechanix of sewing mowsheens.

Val

OMG!!!!!

I thought it had been dropped to the bottom of the sea and had grown a covering of barnacles!!

That's truly gross! Surely this guy is just after his

My next question would have to be - "Why?"

Sitting her Downunder with visions dancing through my head of glittery gators fleeing our Polly as she tracks them relentlessly (ruthlessly?) with her trusty Bedazzler in a hip holster and a bandolier of glue sticks slung over her shoulder.

Point of etiquette - do you wear a tank helmet or a pith (sp?) helmet for stalking gators? Or does it depend on the time of day? Does MG address these vital issues in one of her books?

Now look y'all. Not this chicken. There just ain't no way, no sir-eeee, no way that this old girl is going to offend a gator. They smile a lot but * I

• know what they're smiling about. Every now and then a fisherman or Game Commissioner wanders down into the Swamp; some of them don't come back. Polly

Oh dear..... oh my........ oh no!!!

Patti in Seattle

This is a grand joke. Must be. Look at all the emphasis on how OLD this thing is ... circa 1957. Methinks somebody is yanking somebody's leg.

Sunny

I'm so sorry:( I have failed them this past year haven't I. After fattening them up for years I have let them down. Ill have to send them some of our pigeons. Think they'll forgive me if I do? They pretty fat here as the neighbor feeds ALL the birds

Butterfly (and guess whose roof they LOVE to sit on--not hers)

Thank you! My education is now complete!

And I would so love a copy of that dictionary. . In message , Donna Aten writes

It's OK Butterfly, I've kept them going on publishers! . In message , Butterflywings writes

Now I can sleep better knowing my Gators are being cared for: )

Let me know before you ship any lawyers, Pati. The gators have a prescription for severe indigestion but they have to take it a few days before something truly foul comes for dinner. Polly

Alligators, sharks and venomous snakes never harm lawyers.........professional courtesy ;)

Val

I just checked and he has now raised the price to a most affordable "buy it now" US $7,999.99. The Q/A explains in detail how he arrived at this price LOL

Val

Sherry, I thought the same thing--a swarm of bees!! : > )

Well supposedly there's a sucker born every minute. I don't know anyone who is that much of a sucker though. Debra in VA See my quilts at