who likes scraps?

Ann,

Email me at snipped-for-privacy@insightbb.com for the scraps. I would like to have them. Thank you.

Here, I'll help.

Bumper Sticker Sayings:

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
5. Do I look like a freakin' people person?
6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
9. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
10. You! Off my planet!
11. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
12. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
13. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
16. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
17. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
18. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
19. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
20. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

WOW! Another Marcella on the list! Who would a thunk. Now we can have an exchange like the Sandys :-)

marcella

Hello Marcella

Where do you live?? I live in Louisville, KY. Is there an exchange about the Marcellas?? What kind of hobby or hobbies you like to do?? I like to do counted cross-stitch, crochet, embroidery, crafts, sewing, genealogy, reading, true crime stories (in real life). Also I have a 4 1/2 yrs old son (I am 38 yrs old & married for 12 1/2 yrs now).

That was an assist for Marcie. :) Was going to post those anyway. Sorry if that wasn't clear.--

No problem, just checking! I want to make sure the right person gets the goods!

Yep, I was simply asking for a giggle in exchange. Luckily, KittyG helped you out, so the scraps have found a home! A couple of others e-mailed me some giggles too, so I will send them consolation prizes!

Ann

I see some else has already asked for them but I am always in need of scraps and so called ugly fabric for the quilts I make for animal shelters and rescues. The animals think they are all beautiful. Thanks for wanting to share your extra treasures. Jill snipped-for-privacy@webtv.net

Have you ever had one of those days? Well this is what happened to me about a week ago. I woke up to a loud thud and then some crying and a lot of pattering feet. My 1 and 1/2 year old son climbed out of his crib and was running around the house becuase he didn't know what to do. (Gladly he wasn't hurt).

A little later he decided to add to my family room decor by coloring my light colored carpet (and his PJs) with blue, green and orange marker. (Yes I was able to get it out).

So while I was trying to get that out of the carpet and after I took his PJs off I put him in his enclosed play area. As I'm cleanning the carpet I hear a "riiiiiip" sound. I look over and he is standing there, completely nude, waving his diaper around like a flag, as proud as you please. That's all I needed-- to have him decide to decorate the carpet with his poo poo.

Yes, I love being a mother. But not that day.

Hope this added joy to your day.

BTDT - and there's nothing you can do except sit back and laugh - or cry! And I've done both, thank heaven's most of those days are behind me now!

I tried to get DD#1 to come help you out, but she won't go, sorry. You'll just have to put Meg in a box and ship her here. What's one more around here?

At least DS isn't quite up to this yet, thankfully!

But he's done this one! I was changing him at the time and I learnt my lesson, and he's only got the towel on the change mat since.

I've got a lot to look forward to! :-p