- You find your 8-year-old fashioning a crude treasure map on the back of a sofa cushion so he can remember where he hid his Halloween candy. =A0=A0=A0=A0
- The number of mini-Snickers consumed exceeds the number of in- laws you actually like. =A0=A0=A0=A03. You open your mouth to say something at a meeting, and instead All that comes out is a Kit Kat lion roar. =A0=A0=A0=A04. It's only two days after Halloween and the only thing left in the candy bowl are 3 Clark Bars, a handful of SweeTarts, a giant rubber spider and a half-eaten Zagnut. (that still actually looks kind of appealing). =A0=A0=A0=A05. It's October 29th and you have to make a run to the drugstore to restock for the trick or treaters. =A0=A0=A0 =A06. You've learned how to open up a Reese's Peanut Butter cup one handed, with your eyes closed. =A0=A0=A0=A07. Two words: Nougat Dreams. =A0=A0=A0=A08. Your coworkers keep pointing out Milkdud Mustaches. =A0=A0=A0=A0
- Your wife reminds you that no self-respecting man (or child) would try making a sugar ghoulosh out of gummy worms, Swedish fish, twizzlers, and sour patch kids. =A0=A0=A0=A010. It's 2:00 a.m. on the morning after Halloween and you're playing "walk quiet as a Ninja so as not to wake the children" as you make your way to the candy bowl on the kitchen counter. =A0 =A0(and if you are a parent, YOU HAVE done #10!!)
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