Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: =A01. =A0 Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! =A02. =A0 Find Amelia Earhart yet? =A03. =A0 Can you hear me NOW? =A04. =A0 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? =A05. =A0 You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married. =A06. =A0 Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief? =A07. =A0 You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out... =A08. =A0 Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels! =A09. =A0 If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
- =A0Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
- =A0You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
- =A0God, now I know why I am not gay.
And the best one of all...
- =A0Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there? =A0 LOLOL!!
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