****** the Backcutter, and """""'"' the Shearscraper (names deleted to protect the guilty) in the 9th inning of a tied Morse taper game at rcw stadium.
*****: What ejects the tail center?
"""""": No: What's screwed on the ram
*****: No! Which is screwed on the ram, What is centered into the end of the blank.
""""": Can't be, Which is in the Barrel.
*****: I told you, What goes into the barrel!
""""": You are plumb out of the chuck, The ram screws on the barrel!
*****: Nah, you have too much runout, rams screw old U gouges.
""""": No V's on that old bowl gouge eh".
*****: The bevel you say, a Ram actually prefers a female taper.
""""": I just hope they take precautions to self eject.
*****: A dignified turning ng is listening to us and I'm not gonna go there.
""""": Well, what does the hand wheel do?
*****: Now really, """"". You should be ashamed. Next you'll bring up the tailstock.
"""""": You know that dead center has a hollow ring, you dull spur.
*****: No worse than a short tang!
(the game was tied til the 17th when the umpire found that *****'s spindle had been plugged with carnauba and """"'s bowl blank had been soaked in LDD. Both turners were ejected along with the revolving center. )
Your correspondent was later arrested for sniffing acetone by a ng moderator. A very sad end to a civil thread with so much promise early on. :( Arch
Fortiter,
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