Someone famous said it a bit differently, but no man can truly be a hero to his wife.
Displaying good taste, my spouse panned this piece, one of those where the outcome looked different from the concept.
She thought this was a decent piece, and I agree, but, true to her spousal duties to keep me under control, she then pointedly inspected my knuckles for scrapes and bruises.
Apologies for the fluorescent and incandescent variations, I'm still experimenting.