FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES - NEVER BRED:
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK:
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
Worn once by mistake . Call Stephanie.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Husband knows everything.
Gillian; in HOT Boston area!!