FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)
WARNING: SOME OF THESE ARE VERY HARD TO TAKE!
1.. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2.. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4.. A backward poet writes inverse. 5.. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes. 6.. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 7.. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 8.. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9.. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 10.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11.. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 12.. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 13.. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 14.. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. 15.. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 16.. Every calendar's days are numbered. 17.. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. 18.. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 19.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 20.. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21.. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 22.. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 23.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 24.. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 25.. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 26.. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 27.. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 28.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 29.. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of de feet.