Two Norwegians walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Einer, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Ya, vill take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Einer and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor Pass, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Einer watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Einer shakes his head and mutters: "Dis budgie jumping iss too dangerous for me."
***BUT WAIT!!!! There's MORE!
***PART TWO: Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Einer. Watch dis,"Ole says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Einer watches as half way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Einer shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting eeder."
***BUT WAIT!!!!.....There's MORE!!
***PART THREE: Einer is just getting over the shock of losing two friends When Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Einer shakes his head - "First der vas Sven wit his budgie jumping, den Ole parrotshooting and now Lars iss........ hengliding.....