OT: For the certain group ...

Oct 06, 2007 43 Replies

I wasn't going to and then I did lol


When the moon hits your eye,
> Like a big pizza pie,
> That's amore.
>
> When an eel bites your hand,
> And that's not what you planned,
> That's a moray.
>
> When our habits are strange,
> And our customs deranged,
> That's our mores.
>
> When your horse munches straw,
> And the bales total four,
> That's some more hay.
>
> When Othello's poor wife,
> Becomes stabbed with a knife,
> That's a Moor, eh?
>
> When a Japanese knight,
> Wields his sword in a fight,
> That's Samurai.
>
> When your sheep go to graze,
> In a damp marshy place,
> That's a moor, eh?
>
> When your boat comes home fine,
> And you tie up her line,
> That's a moor, eh?
>
> When you ace your last tests,
> Like you did all the rest,
> That's some more "A"s!
>
> When on Mt. Cook you see,
> An aborigine,
> That's a Maori.
>
> Alley Oop's homeland has,
> A space gun with pizzazz,
> That's a Moo ray...
>
> A comedian ham,
> With the name Amsterdam,
> That's a Morey.
>
> When your chocolate graham,
> Is so full and so crammed,
> That s'more, eh.
>
> When you've had quite enough,
> Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
> That's "No more!", eh?
>

Fred, what are you doing posting from Sheena's account?

ow ow OW!

He's posting from my account ? Must check the condo, he knows I have lusted after him since meeting him in Winterpeg lol

Unfortunately, darlin', he doesn't have to be near you to post from your account.

Elizabeth

You must be lusting after the fragrance of the Christian Dior "Eau de Savage" cologne that I put behind my ears. My DW swears that it is the only fragrance a man? should use. Nothing like being a born again savage and at $98 a pop it does restrict her wine purchases to an acceptable level. I'd probably have to bath in the stuff for it to bring out enough savage for two women. LOL

Fred

Elizabeth, you must be talking about out of body traveling because when it comes to computer hacking I ain't gotta clue. Most of the time I just look at a computer and it dies.

Fred

You'll have to get some of that special "Eau Savage for Motherboard lovers." I hear it really enhances your hard drive.

Elizabeth

You must be feeling better! C

I'm not giggling, I'm thinking she is trying to grab Fred for herself!

Ooohhh! Just what I was waiting for. A good, old fashioned ménage a trois.

Gee, I never knew that "menage a trois" meant "cat fight!"

Elizabeth

Yeah, mostly. Still get tired and my legs hurt from walking all over town yesterday after weeks of doing next to nothing.

Elizabeth

Hmmmn - is Fred up to it ? Brat and myself ???

Good news - I'll talk to you off line later! C

I dunno. Please keep in mind that I'm not in true form at the moment....

Elizabeth

Even at half speed ... lol

Nah - you'd share nicely....

Cheryl

Well you never know ! I remember my father thinking it was hilarious (probably because he only had my mother to contend with) that an Indian (from India) friend of his had three wives who would all descend on him and nag him when one of them wanted something, or something done lol

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