This must be the week for idiot delivery drivers. I will not name the website, because they outsource their delivery to local companies, so it's not an employee of the corporation who screwed up.
On Sunday, I ordered a printer on sale from a site which promises next day delivery. Their confirmation e-mail said to expect it on Wednesday. So, I rearranged my schedule to be around all day on Wednesday, and went to the Tuesday Farmers Market instead.
Thursday, I still hadn't received it, called to find out where it was, and was told they tried to deliver on Tuesday, and no one was home. There was nothing on the door or in the mailbox saying "we tried to deliver", and I was only out from 12-1, when most delivery drivers take lunch, so I'm rather skeptical they actually came on Tuesday. I was promised it would be delivered on Thursday.
I know they were not here Wednesday or Thursday, because I was here all day both days, and except for a few minutes was where I could see the front door.
This morning, I was assured it would be delivered today. At 2:30 they called to say "we know where your merchandise is", but it wasn't able to be delivered today, and said the delivery company told them this is a residential area. Well, in the sense that people live here, it's not entirely a business district, yeah. But both on my intersection and the next one down, 3 of the 4 corners are businesses. 3 blocks down, we have two huge government buildings and a factory/warehouse, so it's not a purely residential area by any stretch of the imagination. Apparently the delivery company wanted them to believe that I'm somewhere out in the boonies a zillion miles from any other delivery, and it was just too darned inconvenient to get here.
I have had it out with the delivery drivers before. There are many lawyers, doctors, shrinks, etc. who have their offices in old Victorian homes with a flight of stairs up to the main entrance, so I am not the only customer who requires them to haul stuff upstairs to make a delivery. But they have been quite surly and made it clear that they didn't want to bring it up; they wanted to leave it on the sidewalk and I could figure out how to get 50-pound boxes up the stairs by my disabled self. Based on my past experience with them, I bet that the guy drove past, saw the flight of stairs, and decided he didn't want to deliver here.
Well, now we have them caught in multiple lies. It was of much interest to the customer service rep to hear that I have an office building containing more than one business directly across the street from me. They do not have a large sign out front (they don't want to pay the sign tax, either) announcing they're a business, but their building looks like an office building, so they're an office. Whereas my office (like many other businesses in this neighborhood) looks like an old house. So it's clear that the delivery company wants to be the judge of who is a business worthy of delivery and who is just an individual too lazy to go to the store. Or at least that's what their current excuses sound like.
I was assured that this information was going to be relayed up the chain of command to someone with the authority to terminate the contract with the delivery company, since, obviously, the website believes that a customer is anyone who can pay for the merchandise, and doesn't say they only deliver to legitimate businesses that look like office buildings and are located in business parks with no residential buildings nearby.