Good! My work here is done! ;->
Speaking of coffee on keyboards, I've had not one, but two such incidents recently. The first one involved DD maniacally swatting away a bee, which had inadvertently entered the house through a hole in the fly-wire. She knocked over her (full) cup of (milk and sugar) coffee and the whole lot went into my keyboard. This is why my q,w,a,s,z and x keys are still sticky and the y and u keys sometimes don't work. I keep meaning to pull it apart and clean it. I will - soon!
The second incident involved DS, who indulges in a bit of wild hand-flapping when he gets excited (NB. DS is a bit autistic). Well, he was kicking a good bit of butt playing 'Stronghold' and hence flapping merrily away when - you guessed it - the whole cup of coffee (milk and sugar) went into my mouse. It now sticks and the right button won't work. I'm going to pull the mouse apart on the same occasion as I pull the keyboard apart. Soon. Honest.
Speaking of mice, a funny thing happened last night involving one of my real mice. Little Diego was mooching around, having his late-nite snack of birdseed and carrot. DH happened to walk close by the cage while munching on his own late-nite snack, consisting of a bit of peanut butter toast. Quick-as-a-wink, Diego shot over to the side of the cage, sat up on his haunches and *squeaked* at DH as he passed by!!! I'm quite positive he was asking for a bit of that toast!
Even stranger, DH (who professes not to like my mice - hah! Yeah, right!) actually shared the toast with Diego and stuck his finger in to pat him on his little head. Whereupon Diego did the only sensible thing and bit DH on the finger. Go Diego.